14 September 2016

The "21 Things Alanis Morissette Wants in a Lover" Quiz

In 2002, Ms. Alanis Nadine Morissette, Esq. included on her then-latest studio album Under Rug Swept a track entitled "21 Things I Want in a Lover". As it says on the tin, the song lists twenty-one traits the then-unmarried Morissette would want (not necessarily need) in a prospective lover.

Being the obsessive-compulsive weirdo fan that I am, I decided to take this song and turn it into a quiz. Why don't you take it and see how morally/politically/horizontally compatible you are with the vegan chanteuse. I personally scored 12/21.


  1. Do you derive joy when someone else succeeds?
  2. Do you not play dirty when engaged in competition?
  3. Do you have a big intellectual capacity but know that it alone does not equate wisdom?
  4. Do you see everything as an illusion?
  5. But enjoy it even though you are not of it?
  6. Are you both masculine and feminine?
  7. Politically aware?
  8. And don't believe in capital punishment?
  9. Do you derive joy from diving in and seeing that loving someone can actually feel like freedom?
  10. Are you funny?
  11. Self-deprecating?
  12. Like adventure?
  13. And have many formed opinions?
  14. Are you uninhibited in bed?
  15. More than three times a week?
  16. Up for being experimental?
  17. Are you athletic?
  18. Are you thriving in a job that helps your brother?
  19. Are you not addicted?
  20. Curious?
  21. Communicative?

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