12 August 2017

The Lonesome Death of William Bruce Rose Jr.

I had a dream that Axl Rose

(wearing a tuxedo, holding a dirty needle)

was sitting up in a cherry tree in my backyard. After leaping out of the tree, he proceeded to rant and rave to everyone within earshot, dangerously waving the needle about.

I ended up beating him to death with a baseball bat.

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