Had myself a dream where I watched footage from an early cut of Return of the Jedi. Here’re the details I recall from the dream:
- Luke had a different lightsaber. It was mallet-shaped, with a red blade.
- There was a scene of Luke slaughtering Ewoks.
- The big plot twist wasn’t that Leia was Luke’s sister, but that Darth Vader was actually his grandfather. Luke’s actual father had never fallen to the dark side; he might not have ever even been a Jedi.
- “Anakin” was played by Mark Hamill himself.
Here’s what Mark looked like in the old-age makeup:
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An archaic human
(a Cro-Magnon, a Neanderthal, or a hybrid between the two)
became a werewolf.
The details escape me, but he wasn’t an animalistic killing machine; he retained his human intelligence and used his lycanthropy only in defense of his tribe.
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Godlike entities transported myself and a number of other individuals to another planet/universe. Once there, we became overlords in possession of advanced technology.
I befriended one of my fellow overlords
(She resembled Suzanne Vega, but was curvier.)
and began hanging out at her citadel/supermarket, where I drank an entire pitcher of ice-cold milk which was just divine. She and I eventually entered into an intense romantic/sexual relationship.
Then she, I, and the other overlords were transported back to Earth, along with our advanced citadels.
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I watched a horror/thriller starring Tom Sizemore.
Sizemore’s character was a real piece of nasty work; he volunteered at soup kitchen only to deliberately contaminate the food with soap, rancid fat, and other unmentionables; he was a grave robber; and it was heavily implied he was a sexual predator who had molested his own daughter.
As I recall, the plot was about him stalking a beautiful woman who happened to live next door to his favourite cemetery.
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Norman Bates and I had been combined into a single person living during the early '80s.
I wish I could describe this dream in detail, but it’s too convoluted to make sense of. All I can say with certainty is that the mummified corpses of Norma Bates and one of my victims looked incredibly cheap — like “gray alien rag doll” cheap.
Also, Susan Clark made an appearance.